Random Damsels: HitGirl

Well here's a superhero movie I never watched... because I don't really watch superhero movies. (Blame Batman and Robin, as well as the Dark Knight Rises and all of the Marvel movie sequels. Since when is Bane British? Oh and Christian Bale makes a terrible Batman. Michael Keaton was much more convincing and not all "IM BATMAAAAAN!") From what I can gather tho, she's a twelve year old chick who was trained to be the most badass assassin... ninja... hunter... thingy who dual wields any weapon she can get her hands on. Oh and her daddy is a superhero named.... Big Daddy, and he's played by Nicolas Cage in the movie....huh. Interesting. But anywho, she's a BA mofo who is definitely not like most female superheroes. She doesn't fall under that whole "Strawn indepurndant wurmanz" or the "I may be a superhero but dammit I'm still just a girl." or the "I'm super sexy and hot... but I still kick ass and don't need no man while looking like a prostitute" Trend that a lot of heroines suffer from... Mainly because she's 12 and if she did kick ass would have been taken down before it even became a thing. As you can imagine she's not exactly the type to get into these kind of situations... until now....

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This is a Damsel in Distress image featuring someone under the age of 18. This is NOT bondage. DID is a media trope for stories and conflict, and is not sexual or meant to be sexual in any way shape or form. If you comment in a sexual manner on this piece or in an explicit  or solicitous way, you will receive a noted warning and your comment will be removed immediately, as well as being blocked from commenting any further on this page. Should you repeat the same mistake, I will have no choice but to block you off entirely. If enough of you do this it I will remove the ability to comment on these pics all together, and possibly not make any more of them. Not gonna risk it, sorry.